Show•er: (shour) n. 1. The place where you can’t tell the difference between water and tears.

I’ll be honest; I’ve cried in the shower several times.

-Dustin Wang

Maybe then girls will hit up my phone and ask me if I want to hang out. I’m sick of being home all day while all my friends are busy with their girlfriends. I just want someone to talk to.

-Dusting Wang

I’ve been thinking about working out late at night. Maybe if I get some muscles then girls will want me more.  Maybe they’ll stop thinking I’m so UGLY. Maybe one of them will want to date me or give me a chance. Maybe they won’t be embarrassed to be around me and won’t use me or lead me on. Maybe I won’t be so heart-broken and hopeless and unloved. Maybe…I’ll know what it feels like to be loved.

(sigh)

But those are all just “maybes”. I know it won’t make a difference. Girls are too shallow to get past my ugly face and see through to my personality. Well, I guess I’ll just get back to my workout then.

-Dustin Wang

That means I’ll be spending my day at home reading everyone else’s Facebook statuses about how “wonderful and romantic” their Valentine’s Day is going.

FML.

-Dustin Wang

Valentine’s Day = Singles Awareness Day.

The acronyms for Singles Awareness Day = S.A.D.

Valentine’s Day = Singles Awareness Day = S.A.D. (SAD)

Therefore, I will be “SAD” on Valentine’s Day.

:(

FML.

- Dustin Wang

Why am I not surprised? If I say that I wish I had a girl to take out on Valentine’s Day, people would tell me that it’s “not that big of a deal and it’s all a hype anyway”. But I don’t care. I want a Valentine. Valentine’s Day is a big deal to me. I want a girl to take out and make her world. If I had a girl to take…

-Dustin Wang

I don’t want money or a new car. I just want a special girl who cares about me and loves me. There are jerks out there who don’t deserve a girlfriend, and yet they always get one anyway. I want a girl for ME. Is that so hard to understand?

FUCK.

I know I sound selfish right now but I deserve a girlfriend. And to all you bitches who think I’m being selfish, FUCK YOU. I am so sick and tired of putting girls first. All I want is some RESPECT. If you don’t want to respect me, then get the FUCK out of my way, you GOLD-DIGGING SHALLOW BITCHES.

I’m seriously considering starting to treat girls like SHIT.

-Dustin Wang

Tonight I was staring into a crystal ball to see if I could figure out what was my future. After a long time, I came to realized that it was not magic. I was just a simple glass ball. I cried, thinking about love and lies and then couldn’t control this anger I was feeling so I threwed the ball to the floor and watched as it shattered into tiny pieces, just like my heart. I guess the ball did work. It wasn’t lying to me. It just told me that I had no future. I guess I’m just forever … -dustin wang